and take yo pictcha

Wedding dialogue of the year, or at least of the month:

Friend of the groom, to bride and groom as they sit in their getaway limo shortly before embarking on the honeymoon: "Take pictures!"

Surrounding crowd: "Hahaha."

Friend of groom: "Not of that."

Surrounding crowd: "Hahaha."

Friend of groom: "Shame on you all."

I guess weddings give you sex on the brain, even for the old folks.