pilot envy

There are many reasons to be jealous of the pilots on base ("deployments" to New Zealand and Antarctica, anyone?), but I think the thing that gets me most is the fact that they get to wear onesies at work. While everyone else has to wear camo (and don't get me wrong, that probably still beats a suit and a tie), the pilots wear these things that I'm pretty sure half of them just sleep in at night. And they have tons of pockets all over, with a cool zipper pocket down at the very bottom of the leg, where they can put their hat.

You're so smug, pilot-man. You and your zippered onesies.