hello, dalai

Oh, Mr. Lama. You seemed as though you had it all together. So grounded, so wise. But now I hear news of your "exhaustion," and I'm simply crushed.

Exhaustion? Well, we all know what
that means.


the b-word

I was going to write a big post about the bar, but it's late and I want to go to bed and I think if I don't post now I may never.

So this is it: I hand wrote the entire exam, in an extremely large room filled with people whom I presume also did not realize they needed to download the typing software several weeks before the exam took place. When the proctor announced during a break that the typers in the conference facility across the street were having technical difficulties, the entire typing room spontaneously burst into cheers and applause. When my brother-in-law asked me what year in law school they teach you how to be a bastard, I thought he was joking. Perhaps not.