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For good and for bad.
Tortia: (TOR-shuh) noun, proper. A hypothetical jurisdiction not bound by any pre-existing precedent.
Welcome to Tortia. Motion to Suppress denied.
There are some things that, if you knew as a child that you'd be doing them as an adult, would have caused you to purposefully O.D. on Flintstones vitamins. Never in his wildest dreams would this boy who competed in poetry recital competitions as a fifth grader and cried at Harry and the Hendersons as a third grader have ever thought that he'd be spending two months fully integrated with the Marines. WTF.