6.02.2008

fun(?) with bar/bri

Bar review professor quote of the day: "Bestiality is gross. Therefore, it will never be on the bar exam. I would love to write the bar question for bestiality, and have stayed up at night doing so, but it will never make it to the exam."

Bar review professor runner-up quote of the day: "If you even toyed with chosing that answer, you will fail the bar. If you chose that answer, you will fail life. (pause). You will never own your own home."

4 Comments:

At 11:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need to up my mad teaching skills, and that is proof. Note to self: remind students more frequently that they will fail at life. Hope you're doing well.

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger T.M. said...

You can never spend too much time reminding students of the difficulties they will face on account of their intellectual deficiencies.

Doing well, thank you. Ready to kill myself, but doing well.

 
At 11:39 AM, Blogger Nothing said...

Wow. I would love to know the context of the second quote.

 
At 12:09 AM, Blogger T.M. said...

I forget the context. I remember that "C" was the extremely incorrect answer, but I'm spent after that. I'll let you know if I remember...

 

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