the end has (almost) ended

Doctor of love, of course. But doctor of jurisprudence? Surely someone is mistaken.

Now, of course, the bar awaits. A JAG friend of mine is soon to endure the birth of her second child and recently told me that she would gladly take her impending suffering over mine. I hope she's kidding. The last three years were a blur, so I'm just hoping that somehow translates well into essay answers.