dems for dildos

The election is Tuesday and, I might as well be honest, I still don't know how I'm going to vote on a number of issues. I do know, however, that this year my default party, should I reach an impasse, is the democrats. Why, you ask? Because their county headquarters are in a storefront that only a few months ago was a sex shop.

I say that any party that is accused of being anti-morality but then still has the balls (overly graphic pun somewhat intended) to set up in a former sex shop is OK by me.