resumé fodder

A number of my classmates at law school come from a long line of lawyers, judges, etc. Me, not so much. In thinking about my familial legal qualifications, this is what I came up with: One grandfather convicted of armed robbery, one cousin (second cousin, actually) currently serving time for murder, and one uncle who is currently running an illegal bookie service. One of his customers is a police officer though, so I think that technically makes it legal.

Clearly I'm destined for greatness.