con law, you're dead to me

So part of my con law exam this morning involved me having to list all the Supreme Court justices. The conservative ones were easy, because I can remember any name that is always preceded by some expletive when pronounced by my professor.

Fairly regularly this semester, class would end with my professor launching into a tirade against capitalism and writing giant dollar signs over any black letter law he had written on the chalkboard. I just about took his exam and handed it in with only irate dollar signs for answers, but decided against it at the last minute.