massive stimulus package
Point of interest: I was recently told that a former Little League teammate of mine is now a softcore pornstar making movies for Playboy and traveling around with them as part of a live softcore show. Oh, and his last name in real life is Cox. Clearly his life path was determined before he ever had a chance to do anything about it.
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Nothing for "massive stimulus package"? Nothing at all? Yeah it's sophomoric, but also a little clever, right? Come on. I'm hearing my wife's voice in the background: "I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of knowing I noticed that."
I was going to leave a funny comment about it, but now I won't. You're so impatient.
Darn you, Ms. Litigious. You and your lesson-teaching.
See, that's why I changed my last name when I got married, so as to prevent it from determining my future anymore. (I guess if I were to title a post about it, it would be "massive amounts of pork..."?)
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