and the donut eaters of this nation shall rise up, united in pursuit of a more prosperous waistline

How could you not vote for a man who looks inspirational even while delivering donuts? I glanced at the picture below and thought he was giving a speech while staring into our destiny. Turns out he was giving donuts and coffee while staring at a reporter across the street. But you know, still...

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