what happens in vegas...shows up in your bar application character fitness investigation

So the wife and I went to Vegas for an all-around good time.

Ate tons of food, saw a show, lost a dollar to video poker. And had an interesting conversation:

Timeshare hawker, filling out our information so we could get a free show and buffet for sitting in on a presentation: Are you two together? Yes. Married? Yes. To each other? [confused pause...] Yes.

And she wasn't even trying to make a joke. Man I love that town.