Tales from the Land of Tortia

Tortia: (TOR-shuh) noun, proper. A hypothetical jurisdiction not bound by any pre-existing precedent.

Welcome to Tortia. Motion to Suppress denied.

1.12.2007

lord, vanquished

So how will this affect my quest to become Lord T.M.?

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